MARTIAN GIRL FROM PLANET V
I SMELL LIKE BEEF,
WO WO WO WO WO

MARTIAN GIRL FROM PLANET V

I SMELL LIKE BEEF,

WO WO WO WO WO

mcbemails:

To the amazingly awesome Commander, I want to be a superhero! And, considering you ARE a superhero, I was wondering if you had any hero-tips for me while I’m on my way to hero-ville to collect my hero-dom!
Heroicly, RandomSandwich.
From somewhere out in the frozen wastes.
Well, wastey,
First up, you mentioned a sandwich. Give it to me, preferably triangle cut, those squares are just too intimidating. Secondly, this sandwich better have the good mustard. Thirdly, all you need to be a super hero is a kickin name and a cool costume.
It’s so easy just to slap on a tight shirt and call it a “hero costume”, I’ve been doin that for YEARS. I don’t even wanna tell you how many years. I just drew myself in an incredibly tight piece of glorious lycra one day and was like, dude yes. I’m gonna look SO fine. Ladies love lycra.



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And superhero names? Did my parents name me The MC Bat Commander? Well, if they didn’t, I wouldn’t know. All names are made up, so it doesn’t really matter what you call yourself as long as it’s rad enough to strike fear in the hearts of your enemies, and maybe make you sound like you can rap. Maybe add a catch-phrase or two, you know.  Simple stuff. 
I’m gonna be honest with you, Wastey, being a superhero is so easy. You think we’d be around if it was hard? Heck no! You just stroll on down to hero-ville— wait, hero-ville? I’ve never been there. Must be out in the Midwest.
Well, Wastey, I hope there’s no grizzled wizards waiting to give you a quest or answering them their questions three when you get to hero-ville, because you can life-hack your way right past that mess straight onto easy street if you follow my advice. It’s all in the lycra. Know what I mean?

mcbemails:

To the amazingly awesome Commander, I want to be a superhero! And, considering you ARE a superhero, I was wondering if you had any hero-tips for me while I’m on my way to hero-ville to collect my hero-dom!

Heroicly, RandomSandwich.

From somewhere out in the frozen wastes.

Well, wastey,

First up, you mentioned a sandwich. Give it to me, preferably triangle cut, those squares are just too intimidating. Secondly, this sandwich better have the good mustard. Thirdly, all you need to be a super hero is a kickin name and a cool costume.

It’s so easy just to slap on a tight shirt and call it a “hero costume”, I’ve been doin that for YEARS. I don’t even wanna tell you how many years. I just drew myself in an incredibly tight piece of glorious lycra one day and was like, dude yes. I’m gonna look SO fine. Ladies love lycra.

……

And superhero names? Did my parents name me The MC Bat Commander? Well, if they didn’t, I wouldn’t know. All names are made up, so it doesn’t really matter what you call yourself as long as it’s rad enough to strike fear in the hearts of your enemies, and maybe make you sound like you can rap. Maybe add a catch-phrase or two, you know.  Simple stuff. 

I’m gonna be honest with you, Wastey, being a superhero is so easy. You think we’d be around if it was hard? Heck no! You just stroll on down to hero-ville— wait, hero-ville? I’ve never been there. Must be out in the Midwest.

Well, Wastey, I hope there’s no grizzled wizards waiting to give you a quest or answering them their questions three when you get to hero-ville, because you can life-hack your way right past that mess straight onto easy street if you follow my advice. It’s all in the lycra. Know what I mean?

progress shots from buffaluff's mcbc commission!

progress shots on buffaluff's jimmy commission!

cellphone doodle commissions of mcbc and jimmy from this picture for buffaluff!

thinking about a new character! she’s an extremely gifted witch who is JUST SO LAZY, and though people often seek her help and she is more than capable of helping them, she just acts super lackadaisical about it. it eventually gets her into a bit of trouble.

Hey everyone, due to some upcoming expenses and the spirit of comic con, I’m having a flash sale through TUESDAY on commissions. e-mail me at theladyvinyl @ gmail . com to discuss, or send me an ask. (E-mail is preferred.) Paypal only. More examples here!

time for business cards!

time for business cards!

mcbemails:

Bramble bee— AHH GROSS! I HATE BEES! I’m just gonna call you Brambles. We cool, Brambles? 
You wanna seem cool and professional? You came to the right dude, because I’m like, the coolest most professionalist guy EVER. First things first- you need sunglasses if you’re gonna be cool. Every cool person EVER wears a sick pair of shades. Wear your most ragged metal band t-shirt and cut the sleeves off if they haven’t already been destroyed. Maybe a bandana or somethin to bring it all together.
As for seeming PROFESSIONAL- briefcase. you GOTTA have a briefcase.

i would just keep like, a pizza and a few donuts in there myself. Maybe an emergency burger to seal those extra tough deals. It’s all about knowing how to work the system.
 
For your cool questions, you just gotta keep in mind stuff you think is cool, and maybe see if you can get a lil’ somethin-somethin’ out of your interviewee. For example, “Do you own a motorcyle, and if so, can i borrow it?” If that doesn’t work or you can’t borrow their hog for poppin’ some sweet wheelies, ask them how many skateboard tricks they can do and maybe you’ll at least get to see something cool from behind those slick shades. 
If anything, you can always keep a bag of marshmallows in that briefcase and have a good ol fashioned challenge—

"HOW MANY MARSHMALLOWS CAN YOU FIT IN YOUR MOUTH?" Not only will your intervieweewee appreciate the free marshmallows from some cool Fancy Business Lady, your cheering them on as they stuff mallows in their mouth will bond you together. There’s a possibility the Heimlich Maneuver will be involved in the bonding.

Okay Brambles. That’s all I got for ya. If I said anything else, you’d learn all my secrets, and you’d probably turn into me and the world knows it doesn’t need two of me ru- actually, two of me would be pretty cool. We could like, hang out all day. Tell each other secrets  and stuff, it’d be way awesome! I mean uh (COUGH) Good luck Brambles. You nerd.



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mcbemails:

Bramble bee— AHH GROSS! I HATE BEES! I’m just gonna call you Brambles. We cool, Brambles? 

You wanna seem cool and professional? You came to the right dude, because I’m like, the coolest most professionalist guy EVER. First things first- you need sunglasses if you’re gonna be cool. Every cool person EVER wears a sick pair of shades. Wear your most ragged metal band t-shirt and cut the sleeves off if they haven’t already been destroyed. Maybe a bandana or somethin to bring it all together.

As for seeming PROFESSIONAL- briefcase. you GOTTA have a briefcase.

i would just keep like, a pizza and a few donuts in there myself. Maybe an emergency burger to seal those extra tough deals. It’s all about knowing how to work the system.

 

For your cool questions, you just gotta keep in mind stuff you think is cool, and maybe see if you can get a lil’ somethin-somethin’ out of your interviewee. For example, “Do you own a motorcyle, and if so, can i borrow it?” If that doesn’t work or you can’t borrow their hog for poppin’ some sweet wheelies, ask them how many skateboard tricks they can do and maybe you’ll at least get to see something cool from behind those slick shades. 

If anything, you can always keep a bag of marshmallows in that briefcase and have a good ol fashioned challenge—

"HOW MANY MARSHMALLOWS CAN YOU FIT IN YOUR MOUTH?" Not only will your intervieweewee appreciate the free marshmallows from some cool Fancy Business Lady, your cheering them on as they stuff mallows in their mouth will bond you together. There’s a possibility the Heimlich Maneuver will be involved in the bonding.

Okay Brambles. That’s all I got for ya. If I said anything else, you’d learn all my secrets, and you’d probably turn into me and the world knows it doesn’t need two of me ru- actually, two of me would be pretty cool. We could like, hang out all day. Tell each other secrets  and stuff, it’d be way awesome! I mean uh (COUGH) Good luck Brambles. You nerd.

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hi! i'm chloë supertaster, and i am an artist with a strong interest in illustration, comics, and animation!

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