time for business cards!

time for business cards!

mcbemails:

Bramble bee— AHH GROSS! I HATE BEES! I’m just gonna call you Brambles. We cool, Brambles? 
You wanna seem cool and professional? You came to the right dude, because I’m like, the coolest most professionalist guy EVER. First things first- you need sunglasses if you’re gonna be cool. Every cool person EVER wears a sick pair of shades. Wear your most ragged metal band t-shirt and cut the sleeves off if they haven’t already been destroyed. Maybe a bandana or somethin to bring it all together.
As for seeming PROFESSIONAL- briefcase. you GOTTA have a briefcase.

i would just keep like, a pizza and a few donuts in there myself. Maybe an emergency burger to seal those extra tough deals. It’s all about knowing how to work the system.
 
For your cool questions, you just gotta keep in mind stuff you think is cool, and maybe see if you can get a lil’ somethin-somethin’ out of your interviewee. For example, “Do you own a motorcyle, and if so, can i borrow it?” If that doesn’t work or you can’t borrow their hog for poppin’ some sweet wheelies, ask them how many skateboard tricks they can do and maybe you’ll at least get to see something cool from behind those slick shades. 
If anything, you can always keep a bag of marshmallows in that briefcase and have a good ol fashioned challenge—

"HOW MANY MARSHMALLOWS CAN YOU FIT IN YOUR MOUTH?" Not only will your intervieweewee appreciate the free marshmallows from some cool Fancy Business Lady, your cheering them on as they stuff mallows in their mouth will bond you together. There’s a possibility the Heimlich Maneuver will be involved in the bonding.

Okay Brambles. That’s all I got for ya. If I said anything else, you’d learn all my secrets, and you’d probably turn into me and the world knows it doesn’t need two of me ru- actually, two of me would be pretty cool. We could like, hang out all day. Tell each other secrets  and stuff, it’d be way awesome! I mean uh (COUGH) Good luck Brambles. You nerd.



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mcbemails:

Bramble bee— AHH GROSS! I HATE BEES! I’m just gonna call you Brambles. We cool, Brambles? 

You wanna seem cool and professional? You came to the right dude, because I’m like, the coolest most professionalist guy EVER. First things first- you need sunglasses if you’re gonna be cool. Every cool person EVER wears a sick pair of shades. Wear your most ragged metal band t-shirt and cut the sleeves off if they haven’t already been destroyed. Maybe a bandana or somethin to bring it all together.

As for seeming PROFESSIONAL- briefcase. you GOTTA have a briefcase.

i would just keep like, a pizza and a few donuts in there myself. Maybe an emergency burger to seal those extra tough deals. It’s all about knowing how to work the system.

 

For your cool questions, you just gotta keep in mind stuff you think is cool, and maybe see if you can get a lil’ somethin-somethin’ out of your interviewee. For example, “Do you own a motorcyle, and if so, can i borrow it?” If that doesn’t work or you can’t borrow their hog for poppin’ some sweet wheelies, ask them how many skateboard tricks they can do and maybe you’ll at least get to see something cool from behind those slick shades. 

If anything, you can always keep a bag of marshmallows in that briefcase and have a good ol fashioned challenge—

"HOW MANY MARSHMALLOWS CAN YOU FIT IN YOUR MOUTH?" Not only will your intervieweewee appreciate the free marshmallows from some cool Fancy Business Lady, your cheering them on as they stuff mallows in their mouth will bond you together. There’s a possibility the Heimlich Maneuver will be involved in the bonding.

Okay Brambles. That’s all I got for ya. If I said anything else, you’d learn all my secrets, and you’d probably turn into me and the world knows it doesn’t need two of me ru- actually, two of me would be pretty cool. We could like, hang out all day. Tell each other secrets  and stuff, it’d be way awesome! I mean uh (COUGH) Good luck Brambles. You nerd.

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lil nat doodle from yesterday!

lil nat doodle from yesterday!

mcbemails:

Welcome to mcbemails, a hybrid ask blog and loving parody of the comedy behemoth sbemails. MCBC’s ask box is open, so feel free to start sending him letters— but if you aren’t familiar with the Homestar Runner series or Strong Bad Emails, FAMILIARIZE YOURSELF!

Hey, check out this blog I’m working on with eaglebones-falconhawk! We’re both writing and doing art on this and I think it’s gonna be a really fantastic collab. A COLLAB TOO POWERFUL MAYBE??

mcbemails:

Welcome to mcbemails, a hybrid ask blog and loving parody of the comedy behemoth sbemails. MCBC’s ask box is open, so feel free to start sending him letters— but if you aren’t familiar with the Homestar Runner series or Strong Bad Emails, FAMILIARIZE YOURSELF!

Hey, check out this blog I’m working on with eaglebones-falconhawk! We’re both writing and doing art on this and I think it’s gonna be a really fantastic collab. A COLLAB TOO POWERFUL MAYBE??

RACHELL’S HOUSE

new shirt design up!! SANDFLEAS, THE FAB FIVE

also available on phone cases!

WIP for a palette challenge.

WIP for a palette challenge.

hey guys, my new redbubble store is open, and the first design, GUANO, is available on all types of shirts in all kinds of colors! you can also get really neat stickers, or pillows, tote bags, and ipad cases.

another version of this design plus many more will be available soon!

BUY HERE

little sketch of eaglebones!

little sketch of eaglebones!

lego movie + misc other doodles from this morning.



hi! i'm chloë supertaster, and i am an artist with a strong interest in illustration, comics, and animation!

currently open for commissions!